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6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
Military Sign Language
YES, this is very relevant to my interests…
HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know
oH MY GOD
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a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
A restaurant owner shared a photo of a receipt showing a $0.20 tip from running back LeSean McCoy, claiming he was “abusive” to the staff. In response, actor Charlie Sheen offered to give $1,000 to the waiter. Source
I love this guy
My followers better all reblog this.
There should be more notes
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
If you don’t rebolg this:
^ you sir, killed me
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AH, YES, MY FAVOURITE POKEMON, LUIGIA
I’m shaking omfg
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry